Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2015.01.14 20:20:52 -
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I have already proven that cloaking has nothing to do with AFK cloaking.
A simple new player, in an unfit noobship, off grid of a planet is more than enough to make the most risk-adverse players and botters dock up and stay docked. I have found that the people who cry the most about cloaking, are the ones who cant even be arsed to attempt to find the cloakers that they claim that are there, and because they wont attempt it, it obviously cant be done.
Oh wait.. did I just say that the real reason these threads come up is 'Risk aversion' and 'botting'?
I would really love to see what would happen if CCP scrutinized the accounts of those people who rabble about AFK Cloaking. Makes you kinda wonder how many would be found botting it up.
As for curing the overactive imaginations of the risk-adverse, I doubt CCP would endorse any kind of chemical, electrical or surgical methods. I guess they will just have to live with it. Here is a quick link to a nice site about living with Overactive Imaginations. some good points in there..
Quote:Living with OI is like residing in a roller coaster car, with constant ups, downs, and moments so wild youGÇÖll have to close your eyes to bear them. HereGÇÖs how to make the most of your condition:
1) Drugs are bad, mkay?!
YouGÇÖre already wired to the moon so you donGÇÖt need cans of Red Bull or shots of coffee to get you there. If I were you, I would also avoid alcohol, *********, and other hallucinogens.
2) Sleep
ThereGÇÖs no safer place to let your OI run wild than in your dreams. Also, the less tired you are, the better youGÇÖll be able to distinguish between reality and the OI-inspired delusions.
3) DonGÇÖt dwell on conspiracy theories
If youGÇÖre prone to seizures of OI, stay away from all those conspiracy theories circulating on the net. On that vein, have you seen what happened to Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory? He had his eyelids taped open by a very scary Patrick Stewart. The thought of that alone should put a screeching halt to your crazy musings.
4) Human contact
OI thrives in lonely conditions. So, get out in the real world and connect with those afore-mentioned Homo sapiens. Chatting to real, live people will get you out of your head for a while and youGÇÖll soon feel normal again.
5) Rationalise
As a frightened child, your parents did the rationalising for you. I donGÇÖt see any alligators under your bed, love. And the boogeyman definitely isnGÇÖt in your wardrobe. Now that youGÇÖre an adult, IGÇÖm afraid youGÇÖre going to have to do it yourself. But donGÇÖt worry if you canGÇÖt make sense of it on your own, thatGÇÖs what friends are for. And if youGÇÖre still freaking out about glimpsing thieves and aliens in every dark corner of your house, it might be time to consult a professional.
6) Make the most of it
Some people would sell off their spleens for a great imagination. So, hold on to it, polish it, and learn to control it. Think of it as a superpower. Once you master it, youGÇÖll rule the world. You could come up with an original idea for the next best-selling Xbox game or create a wacky blog or start a comic (sci-fi nerds lap that **** up). You could even become the next J. K. Rowling, writing your own series of fantasy childrenGÇÖs books, transforming them into blockbuster movies starring Saoirse Ronan and Jaden Smith, acquiring your very own theme park, being introduced to Ryan Gosling, marrying himGǪ Oops, there I go againGǪ
good stuff, and very relevant.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
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